Serene Sundays - And it's a wrap!

It's been a busy weekend for me! My sister has finally gotten married! (YAY!)

 I'm so glad everything went well and smoothly without hitches

Peace out Y'all~

Manic Monday- Working student life?

Well, I practically worked the whole week last week which was why there wasn't any post.

People who study and work at the same time...I will never look at them the same way ever again

They are some kind of magical beings who manage their time so precisely and appropriately.

I look at them in awe and with complete respect because I am struggling to do what they seem to be doing so effortlessly haha!

I gotta go slay the 8000 word assignment now. :(

Hopefully, I'll be able to produce a better next post  

Asia Colion

Terrible Tuesday- Yup, bad days happen.

Hello Everyone! I've missed blogging quite a few times now haven't I?

I've just came back from a terrible day at work. How terrible you ask me? Probably not as bad as yours! 

Terrible Things Today (Tx3)

• Student #1 destroyed 3 story books and a jigsaw puzzle board by using saliva

This gives a whole new meaning of being hungry for knowledge, honey...

• Got unintentionally knee-ed in the head by student #2

I know you're angry at me for not giving you the storybook, but books are meant to be read, not thrown onto the floor.

• Student #3 refused to do worksheet even when I'm sitting within reach

You can do this sh!t sheet, I saw your previous work. This worksheet can definitely be done by you. No, I don't care if you're still in holiday mood.

• Student 4# wet pants

When persons' gotta go, please go! All this pee and poop just gets me down.

• Student #5 got injured from running around

Injuries are not cool....your parents are gonna think that I'm abusing you. It's more like the lot of you are abusing me!

• Student 6# tried to take me into the toilet 

My dear, you gotta learn how to clean up your own dirt cuz, gurl, I ain't got time fo' dat!

• Student #7 spilling my nicely arrange teaching materials all over the floor and mixing them up

I...can't.....even....explain to you how troublesome it is to sort out 3 sets of alphabet cards(26x3), about 20 over occupation flash cards and 20 over transportation flash cards...well actually, I can. It's like: !@#$%^&*(*&^%$#$%#@!@!@#$%^&*()_))(*&^%$#@!

• I've probably lost my voice today from trying to control the class today

Antic of student #1,#3 and #7 occurring at the same time. Lovely!

See, not really as bad as your day. Oh gosh, I'm such a complainer! Bad Asia, bad!

I sincerely hope you had a much better day than me because nobody, and I mean nobody, has to deal with book eating students, pee and being knee-ed in the head all on the same day. Haha!

On a happier and less complain-ish note, I left work early today because I be like, imma be awesome and go home and not be uspet over all that has happened today la la la~

And here I am complaining on the internet like the social media abuser that I am~

Cheers to the bad days and many more to come!

Asia Colion

Funtastic Fridays- Sorry!

Hi everyone! I will have to apologize for such a late post today! I conveniently accidentally forgot that I had a staff meeting today.

Initially I wanted to make  peach pie for this post, but due to really bad traffic, I reached home really late and was unable to make the pie. 

At most I actually posted? Haha

Watch some adventure time instead. Adventure time is my favorite cartoon crack (anti-drug). It's so crazy that you'll be going "what the...heck just happened?!"

Yup. My not so secret hobby. Enjoy or have the feeling that you've just wasted 15 minutes of your life haha

Let me know what are the craziest cartoons you still watch in the comments below!

Asia Colion

Random Ramblings- Battle on!

After a long sabbatical, Asia Colion jumps back into the battlefield called working life!

So far it's been  my first 2 days at work and I've learnt immensely within 48 hours....I won't deny it, it's been tough

Things I've discovered I need after my first 2 days:

• I NEED more patience
• I NEED to be a devil for students to listen to my instructions
• I NEED to sleep at 8pm 10pm everyday for the rest of my working life (Lest I die from exhaustion at work)
• I NEED build up my muscles and stamina (Teaching little kids was was physically challenging than I thought it would be)
• I NEED to be able to tolerate dirt and dirty surroundings and saliva and poo and rice on the floor... (God, please help this clean freak)

On a more positive note:

• I find my work enjoyable
• I have very nice co-workers and a great mentor
• I get to leave work at 4pm and avoid traffic jams
• Lunch is provided! 

I never thought I would say this, but I think the students are so cute and funny sometimes. However, when they misbehave, they gotta be prepared for my unquenchable wrath!

I think I made a student cry today because I made him pick up buncho paint containers which he poured out  all over the floor  haha.....yeah, I'm a demon 

My own impression of myself would be that I'm just one of those monster teachers who seem to make my students' life miserable because I'm quite strict with them.

My tolerance for misbehavior is not very good

My face when students are misbehaving

Stuff I say throughout the day in class:

• Sit down. One...Two...Three...(Makes student to sit down)
• Stop! Put that back!
• Mr. X (Calling students by their surname)
• No shouting in class!
• Wait for your turn!
• Share with your friends.
• Etc. (This list could go on and on if i don't stop now)

Over all, I would say, my current view of my job is pretty positive, but it's only been  two days. Maybe my opinion will change by next week.
Going to charge up so I can teach terrorize my little minions my cute little students tomorrow!

If you were a teacher, what kind of teacher would you be? Strict? Kind? Always get bullied? The I-don't-care? 

Let me know in the comments below!

Asia Colion