Hello Everyone! I've missed blogging quite a few times now haven't I?
I've just came back from a terrible day at work. How terrible you ask me? Probably not as bad as yours!
Terrible Things Today (Tx3)
Student #1 destroyed 3 story books and a jigsaw puzzle board by using saliva
This gives a whole new meaning of being hungry for knowledge, honey...
Got unintentionally knee-ed in the head by student #2
I know you're angry at me for not giving you the storybook, but books are meant to be read, not thrown onto the floor.
Student #3 refused to do worksheet even when I'm sitting within reach
You can do this sh!t sheet, I saw your previous work. This worksheet can definitely be done by you. No, I don't care if you're still in holiday mood.
Student 4# wet pants
When persons' gotta go, please go! All this pee and poop just gets me down.
Student #5 got injured from running around
Injuries are not cool....your parents are gonna think that I'm abusing you. It's more like the lot of you are abusing me!
Student 6# tried to take me into the toilet
My dear, you gotta learn how to clean up your own dirt cuz, gurl, I ain't got time fo' dat!
Student #7 spilling my nicely arrange teaching materials all over the floor and mixing them up
I...can't.....even....explain to you how troublesome it is to sort out 3 sets of alphabet cards(26x3), about 20 over occupation flash cards and 20 over transportation flash cards...well actually, I can. It's like: !@#$%^&*(*&^%$#$%#@!@!@#$%^&*()_))(*&^%$#@!
I've probably lost my voice today from trying to control the class today
Antic of student #1,#3 and #7 occurring at the same time. Lovely!
See, not really as bad as your day. Oh gosh, I'm such a complainer! Bad Asia, bad!
I sincerely hope you had a much better day than me because nobody, and I mean nobody, has to deal with book eating students, pee and being knee-ed in the head all on the same day. Haha!
On a happier and less complain-ish note, I left work early today because I be like, imma be awesome and go home and not be uspet over all that has happened today la la la~
And here I am complaining on the internet like the social media abuser that I am~
Hello everyone! It's certainly been a while now hasn't it?
Today, I was preparing some party favours for a doe party and the party's theme was regency time period. Think Pride and Prejudice and any Jane Austen novel/movie.
Regency = old times in England, ladies had governesses and men went to Eton. Pretty fancy in my opinion. I was really cracking my head over what kind of party favours to prepare and then I chanced upon this:
Not exactly recency period, but I'm pretty sure flowers were sold by poor children and the well off people would sometimes buy a small posy of flowers out of whim.
I thought it would be a good idea to give my guests cute little posies of flowers and roses was a very popular flower during the regency period because creating hybrid roses was considered a 'sport' back then and people would try to breed as many different kinds of roses.
The idea was just too cute and there is a shop near my home, which sells beautiful fake flowers for a good price.
They actually sold foam type fake flowers, which I chose over plastic and satin because they look much better compared to satin and plastic.
Foam flowers also have this kind texture which is not as stiff as plastic yet not as soft as satin which makes it keep its form better yet still look soft.
They have a kind of natural look to them and from far away, I think they look pretty realistic :)
The stems were thin and soft wires which were easy to manipulate, but once bunched up, it made a pretty sturdy stem.
Before wrapping with florist tape
After wrapping with florist tape
Wrapping the stems with florist tape (which the store also sold) gave the posies a more polished finish as well as to prevent people from getting poked by the thin wires
I realised much later on that I probably should not have tied the ribbon before wrapping the florist tape but, I guess it's preference.
After that I decorated each posy with organza cloth and ribbons to make it all girly and pretty. Initially, I was going to make them all the same, but then I couldn't decide how to decorate it. In the end, each posy has a different pattern. Haha!
Now pop them in a wicker basket for that rustic look and you're all set to go!
Personally, if I got flowers as a gift, I wouldn't know what to do with them, but I hope my guest like it.
Hi everyone! I will have to apologize for such a late post today! I conveniently accidentally forgot that I had a staff meeting today.
Initially I wanted to make peach pie for this post, but due to really bad traffic, I reached home really late and was unable to make the pie.
At most I actually posted? Haha
Watch some adventure time instead. Adventure time is my favorite cartoon crack (anti-drug). It's so crazy that you'll be going "what the...heck just happened?!"
Yup. My not so secret hobby. Enjoy or have the feeling that you've just wasted 15 minutes of your life haha
Let me know what are the craziest cartoons you still watch in the comments below!
Please play this video at a low volume to set the ambience
All set and ready to go. Story time!
In the cool darkness of the night, I sat on the terrace facing the garden. The sound of the stream flowing and the wind blowing gently through the wind chimes was soothing. Sad and lonely even.
Sitting on the terrace on a full moon night always brought back memories of her.
She was the most beautiful woman I had ever seen, yet she seemed unattainable. I was a simple archer and she was a palace maid. Nevertheless, the opportunity arose for me to win her hand in marriage and with my simple archery skills I had her, but all too soon she slipped through my fingers.
If only I did not let the fame and popularity get to my head, then she would not have to experience the fear and anxiety of the pill falling into the wrong hands. It's too late now. She's gone and it was my own folly that brought it about.
On full moon nights like this I wonder is she thinks of me or even remembers me. Will lighting up these lanterns help her so see me down here?
Chang'e I miss you.
Hey everyone! I know this story is a little bit sad and solemn but it's my interpretation of what a sequel of the story of the moon lady would be. This is the original story (The story of Chang'e and Hou Yi) which I'm referring too (original story) This is a story about the mid autumn moon festival
Happy Mid Autumn Festival everyone!
Eat lots of moon cake with Chinese tea and light up some lanterns!
I don't pray to the moon lady (Chang'e) it's just a folklore which accompanies the festival for me
Enjoy!
Here's a picture of a pretty mooncake from Chorus Hotel~
It's Friday! I have never appreciated Friday as much as I have today.
The quote "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you'll get" from Forrest Gump the movie,
rings true for me today. I never knew that you can do something that you like and still feel so tired.
I would like to think that I worked hard this week and now it's time for some pampering!
Cue music, rockabilly time!
Nothing as pampering as a good self pedicure session! I personally feel that I neglect my feet a lot despite all the hard work they have to do with making me mobile.
Especially when I used to go for ballet classes... the abuse I put my feet through (shudders)
Inside our pretty little ballet slippers is probably a pair of feet uglier than average feet
The thing about doing pedicures for me is that , I have really tiny toenails (or nails in general)
Check out my cute feeties! (I'm being sarcastic, I know it looks terrible.)
Going to a nail salon to do manicures and pedicures are an absolute waste of money, especially if they only have options for painting nails. What my feet really need is to be rid of callouses and dead skin cells (and an exfoliation would be nice)
A lot of my friends ask me what I do with my free time, I usually just tell them I read books, but I'm actually watching cat videos on the internet! HAHA!!
I may be Kidding, I do read books, but I also watch cat videos online and sometimes, I chance upon really....interesting stuff, which I end up reacting like this: YEEERRR!! SO CUTE ONE!!!
Yup, so, now you know what I do with my free time.
I'm off to enjoy the rest of my funtastic friday~
Let me know what you do during your free time in the comments section !
After a long sabbatical, Asia Colion jumps back into the battlefield called working life!
So far it's been my first 2 days at work and I've learnt immensely within 48 hours....I won't deny it, it's been tough
Things I've discovered I need after my first 2 days:
I NEED more patience
I NEED to be a devil for students to listen to my instructions
I NEED to sleep at8pm 10pm everyday for the rest of my working life (Lest I die from exhaustion at work)
I NEED build up my muscles and stamina (Teaching little kids was was physically challenging than I thought it would be)
I NEED to be able to tolerate dirt and dirty surroundings and saliva and poo and rice on the floor... (God, please help this clean freak)
On a more positive note:
I find my work enjoyable
I have very nice co-workers and a great mentor
I get to leave work at 4pm and avoid traffic jams
Lunch is provided!
I never thought I would say this, but I think the students are so cute and funny sometimes. However, when they misbehave, they gotta be prepared for my unquenchable wrath!
I think I made a student cry today because I made him pick up buncho paint containers which he poured out all over the floor haha.....yeah, I'm a demon
My own impression of myself would be that I'm just one of those monster teachers who seem to make my students' life miserable because I'm quite strict with them.
My tolerance for misbehavior is not very good
My face when students are misbehaving
Stuff I say throughout the day in class:
Sit down. One...Two...Three...(Makes student to sit down)
Stop! Put that back!
Mr. X (Calling students by their surname)
No shouting in class!
Wait for your turn!
Share with your friends.
Etc. (This list could go on and on if i don't stop now)
Over all, I would say, my current view of my job is pretty positive, but it's only been two days. Maybe my opinion will change by next week.
Going to charge up so I can teach terrorize my little minions my cute little students tomorrow!
If you were a teacher, what kind of teacher would you be? Strict? Kind? Always get bullied? The I-don't-care?
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